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Seinfeld Post Show Recap: The Doll
Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur prove once again that they are the Pavarotti and Domingo of podcasting, churning out a new Seinfeld recap week after week.  This time, they bring us “The Doll”, which first aired February 22, 1996 as part of season seven.  The episode was written by the dynamic duo of Gammill and Pross.
George’s Storyline – George spends the episode trying to avoid a creepy doll of Susan’s that looks just like his mother.  When he brings the doll to show Jerry, Jerry acts like it’s not that creepy, though he shares with Elaine it is.  George ends up yelling at the doll when he’s eating at the diner, then finally, Frank rips the doll’s head off when he thinks it’s Estelle yelling at him .  Grade: Akiva – B-, Rob – A
Jerry’s Storyline – Jerry has an appearance on The Charles Grodin Show, and finds a BBQ sauce bottle that closely resembles him while in Memphis.  Because Susan’s friend Sally makes him carry a large present back to New York with him, the bottle breaks in his carryon that he has to stow above the seats.  He has a chance to exact revenge on Sally by making her carry a case of it up with her on her flight, but she had an empty seat next to her, and she doesn’t even get the right bottle.  Things come to a crashing conclusion for him at the show when Sally brings the wrong doll to him, then the other tenor uses Jerry’s pants as a napkin. Grade: Akiva – C, Rob – C-
Elaine’s Storyline Elaine uses needing a picture to show Frank a potential relative of his she saw in Tuscany as an opportunity to reconnect with Bob the maestro.  When she learns that his favorite singer, the “other” guy of the three tenors, will be at Charles Grodin, she gets his autograph on a poster to make up for the one she accidentally ruined.  When she brings it to him, he’s excited, but then immediately ruins it by spilling a bottle of wine on it.  Grade: Akiva – D-, Rob – C-
Kramer’s Storyline – Kramer is excited to try out Frank Costanza’s new billiard room, but soon discovers the room is too small to fully use the cues.  When they meet up with the maestro and he comes over, they discover that his conductor baton works perfectly to avoid hitting the walls.  While it was great for the game of pool, it ended up bending the baton, ruining Bob’s performance.  Grade: Akiva – B-, Rob – C+
Episode Ranking – 131
Emails – Johnny De Silveira wondered what the Tuscan Costanza imported/exported.  Courtney and Cendall wanted to offer a few other ideas for the name of Frank’s billiard room.  Dominic wondered if pool is at it’s least popular.  Travis asked if Jerry Stiller actually forgets the line “the place to be” and they left it in.  Jeff P. gives kudos to the production for finding a shirt that George has actually worn for doll Estelle to criticize.  Craig thought it was strange that the symphony couldn’t follow the maestro merely because of a bent conductor baton. Paul wondered if they have learned any podcasting tips like not wearing the pants to keep the crease.
Dan the benefactor wondered why George would want to set up Jerry with Sally.  Matt found it interesting that Frank has no interest in politics when he was so fond of Lloyd Braun.  Evan noticed that Jerry’s appearance on Charles Grodin was not shown.  Lindsay wondered if they have received terrible wedding gifts.  Amir thought they should have a scene with Sally and Newman. Chester pointed out that Robert De Niro first did the pants off while sitting trick to preserve the crease.  He also wondered why the maestro would be so interested in playing pool at Frank’s.  Lastly he thought the roughness with the Estelle doll was a bit too much.
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  • Survivor Twerks

    So, this is the old lady correspondent and I think I Have put a few things together. Frank is definitely Italian (per this episode) and Estelle is definitely Jewish (established in the episode where Jerry and George discuss how George’s parents’ house smells like kasha [you can debate this but no one other than the Jews eat kasha..that’s canon]. Frank invents Festivus for the rest of us. This is clearly a conciliatory gesture trying to create a holiday in a mixed marriage home. Estelle doesn’t want a Christmas tree in her house and Frank is not converting as this would require an adult circumcision (ouch) or if already circumcised a ceremonial incision (ouch). So Frank tries to come up with something to make everyone happy and as so often happens, succeeds in making no one happy.

    • Suzi!

      Very good analysis! I would add that Estelle said in one episode that she refused to drive a German car so I think you’re on to something here.

  • Claire

    LOL. Was Akiva being sarcastic when he said the airline is the only Trump business that did not succeed? What about the water, the steaks, the casinos….

    • Hornacek

      Trump University?

  • Hornacek

    This was the first mention/appearance of Susan since The Cadillac, and I found it odd that there was no mention of George trying to date Marissa Tomei and Susan’s reaction to it. When The Cadillac first aired I thought that they had broken up but here he and Susan are still engaged and act as if it never happened. I know that this is a sitcom and events can happen that don’t affect (or are mentioned in) other episodes, but the George/Susan engagement is the main ongoing story in season 7, it seemed strange that in this episode they are still together with no repercussions to George’s “cheating”.

    I agree that any competent conductor could conduct with another baton, or just their finger. But the Maestro is such an egomaniac that when he finds that his baton is damaged, he sees it as himself being damaged. It’s like how Elaine calls him “Bob” in his first appearance and he is immediately deflated and can’t continue until she agrees to call him “Maestro”.

    The $42 million gross Akiva mentions for the movie Casino is just in America. It made $116 million worldwide, so based on its $40-50 million budget (according to Wikipedia) it was a box-office smash.